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I could drivel on for hours about our "team" our "abilities" our "acknowledgement of the aesthetic and functional" but why would you be interested.

All you need to know is that we do exist, you can communicate with us (there are a couple of staff who first thing in the morning are mostly incapable of human communication but it does get better as the day wears on.)

We are here, we are willing and we will not let you down.  We will do the job you ask of us, on time, on budget and to your requirements.

So do you really need to know that :-

1. The proof reader is actually a marsupial on freelance work
2. The lead web programmer has been arrested 46 times for interfering with small furry animals and is on a pet shop register
3. The accountant is rendered useless without some form of adding machine
4. The back office staff work in the car park. (We don't have a back office)
5. The graphic designer used to work for a large burger chain and is proud to see his seminal work of a red and yellow M at every motorway junction
6. Everything in this list may not be true.